February 2012
me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
Typical problem with buying online:
snarkier:
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
mcdonalds: welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order
me: hi yes can i get a 6,000 piece mcnuggets
mcdonalds:
You know sometimes it REALLY sucks being the average kid in the middle of a family of talented geniuses.
Followers who have this problem should message me so we can rant together
Watchhimapapaftw:
bronove:
fickjamori:
fandom-calling:
my feelings for the update expressed through interpretive dance
original
pretty much
me irl
call life alert
okay what
does anyone else think of really weird things during class and then suddenly hope that no one in the class is a mind reader because they would think you’re a freak
blackmormon:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
chris brown’s entire life is the punchline to some awful joke
punchline
LOOK AT THE GAME MAKERS
katnss:
(gif by r-e-d-u-c-t-o)
playin with touch screens and shit
“hmmm let’s bring the temperature up to 45 degrees in the upper forest”
“is district 5 girl dead yet? she is now”
damn
“hey steve did you see this flower i planted here”
- “that’s nice jim”
“no steve you’re not looking”
BUYING MY HUNGER GAMES TICKETS SOONISH ASDFJSFLKHASD
1612th:
eating bread crumbs in front of pigeons in order to assert dominance
pink-wig-thick-ass:
jamie lee curtis is going to guest star on NCIS, you know what that means.
guccimom:
i think john hancock looks like justin timberlake
Watching a movie with my dad
Movie: Satan also had a son .
Me: IT'S RIN!!
Dad:
Me:
Dad: What?
Me: nothing.
le-nickasaur:
babyheroin:
versace for h&m was probably one of the worst collaborations in the history of collaborations and i would like to kindly thank god for bringing that hyped disaster to an end.
agreed
preach
